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I’m excited to be heading back to Providence, RI.  Especially, since the last time I was there a blizzard hit and no one was able to physically get to the club. Well, luckily for me I won’t have to worry about a blizzard.

I’ll be performing  Thursday evening for the 10th Anniversary, and then an additional two shows each Friday and Saturday night.

The Cadillac Lounge is located at 361 Charles Street in Providence.

For showtimes or more information, visit www.thecadillaclounge.com

or

call      (401) 521-SHOW (7469).

On Saturday, May 14th,

I’ll also be appearing from 3PM to 6PM at the Adam & Eve Store located in Seekonk, Massachusetts.  I will be taking pictures, signing autographs, and “kissing babies!”  And by babies, I mean boobs of course!

The Adam & Eve Store is located at

1080 Fall River Avenue

Seekonk, Ma 02771-5900

For more information, call (508) 336-0202

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Hopefully, I’ll see all of you there. Oh and did I mention it’s Full liquor and Full Nudity! Oh ya….

xox

When I was dancing at the Crazy Horse in San Francisco. I had taken some pictures, but hadn’t gotten around to posting them.

I got to walk around Fisherman’s Wharf. (Which I love by the way) I went and ate at Scoma’s.  It was very beautiful eating against the window where I can see all of the boats docked.  I just really wish I had an extra day to go on some more touristy adventures. Such as: Visit Alcatraz, the bike ride from the Wharf to the Golden Gate Bridge, Walk around more of Fisherman’s Wharf and many other things.

Here  you go:

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This is where I spent most of my daytime cause I was dancing at the Crazy Horse all night. You know you wish you could join me!

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Me in my dressing room, waiting to go on stage.

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After the Club. All nice and clean from all that gross club and stage dirt.  Absolutely NO MAKEUP!

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Awesome Teddy Bear bread bowls that I wanted to try Clam Chowder in, but didn’t a get a chance to.

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Dark Bar picture. Having a few drinks with friends before heading to the club.

Well, my final thoughts on San Francisco….I need a weekend vacation away there to do everything I want to.  And I love everyone who came and works at Crazy Horse in SF.

xox

This weekend I will be feature dancing at the Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club in Ford Heights, Illinois for their 4th anniversary.

I’m so excited. This is a new club that I’ve never been to.  I know that I will have a great time celebrating and all of you that join me, I know will have an even better time.  I will be doing 2 shows on Friday and Saturday night.  I feel very honored that Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club chose me to help with their anniversary party.

Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club is 20,000 sq feet.  I don’t know about you but just the thought of how that can hold a TON of hot, naked chicks makes me a very happy girl. They also have 5 stages. That means you get naked dancing girls in all directions.  And more opportunities to get up close & personal with them.  They also serve premium liquor, domestic and import beer, wine and champagne.

Atlantis also has a dining room. Which I’m sure is filled with beautiful women as well.  So, if you like grabbing some food before you watch me dance and want to come in early to get a great seat in the house for my show.  Here are the dining hours:        Friday: 3pm – 3:330am          Saturday : 7pm – 3:30am

How exciting they even have bottle service? Are any of you guys going to be buying bottles? Well, you should cause trust me during my shows you’re not going to want to leave.  Make a night out of it. Bring your wives, girlfriends, mistresses or just come with a group of your guy friends.  Either way I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself, I know I will be!!!

My Showtimes for Friday and Saturday will 9pm and Midnight. The club on Friday and Saturday closes at 4am!!

Here’s some more info about the Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club for you:

1897 East Lincoln Highway

Ford Heights, IL 60411

Here’s the phone number in case you have any questions:          (708) 753-0363

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Party Time is about to commence!!!

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As some of you already know I’ve been a part of the for some time now and feel very honored to be.  I hadn’t done a promo photo shoot since the very beginning. So, I was excited to go back to Austin, Texas recently to do some new stuff for them. I will also be having another Fleshlight announcement coming soon.   For those of you that already have my Fleshlight. I hope you love it.  It’s the exact mold of my pussy and there is no distinction between the two….(well, except in real life you get the whole me and not just the fuck hole aspect of me) Anyways, I got to do two different set ups shot by Holly Randall.  I always love shooting for Holly. She’s a ton of fun. We had a shorter day than I would’ve wanted due to scheduling so I’m hoping that they’ll bring me back again soon so that I may have a longer set day to knock out some even better photos than the last time.  There’s always room for improvement.

For those of you who don’t know what a Fleshlight is I will be including pictures later in my blog. So, make sure you keep reading down the page. But as far as the literary definition of what a Fleshlight is.  Did I mention they are the Teagan Presley and here’s the description directly from the “Fleshlight” site since they say it best, ( I mean come on, it’s their product of course they know how to explain it better)

“Over 3.5 million men worldwide love the patented Reel Feel Superskin™ inner texture of the Fleshlight”

So that means that you can’t find this sort of pleasure anywhere else except from Fleshlight and you won’t find me either. So, that’s a double bonus.

Right now I have two different textures or sleeves as they call them of my fleshlight: Here’s a look at the internal texture of the sleeves

the Lotus Teagan Presley

and

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You can also get a Pearl Sleeve Case that inconspicuously hides my pussy from the general public who maybe looking or snooping around your home, apartment, or even more dangerously sexy…your office.

Here’s some photos from the original Fleshlight shoot:

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In this picture also included is the tin canister that is used in the shipping process. So, that you’re wonderful replica of my pussy doesn’t get destroyed before it gets to your cock.

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Now, I know what your’e thinking on this last picture…”Oh hey, did you know that your name is spelled incorrectly?”

Yes, I do know. Unfortunately, this is floating around the internet already and was already released so there’s no fixing it now.  Who cares…it’s only one letter luckily. The rest of my name is spelled correctly and it happens all the time. No biggie.

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And Here are some Behind the Scenes Ones from the New Set:

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Here’s two of the newest promo photos that I was able to find:

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Now with every purchase of MY Fleshlight you get a FREE Blu Ray of one of my porn movies. So, now you really get to have an intimate evening with me as the recipient of a good pounding provided by you. Fleshlight also is giving away a free 2 oz. bottle of “Gun Oil” lubricant and exclusive postcard with every purchase.  So, that’s triple the goodies for FREE!!!!

Here’s the link for you to order:

http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/teagan-presley/

Hope you guys enjoyed my super long blog tonight and all the pictures!!

xox

Right before my trip to San Francisco we wrapped the movie “Forbidden” for Skinworxxx & Adam and Eve

It has all of the hottest stars in the business right now & Blonde.

Cast:

Myself

Alexis Texas

Ash Hollywood

Kiara Diane

Briana Blair

Alexis Ford

It has the same style as Deviance but the complete opposite. It is bright and just as beautiful and dirty as Deviance. Also, unlike Deviance 2, Femmecore and Harder we brought back the teases as we did in the original Deviance.

Here’s some behind the scenes pics that I took for you guys:

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David Lord & Ash Hollywood

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My Outfit..You like?

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The bottom of my outfit..For those of you that love garters & stockings

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The hot Ash Hollywood who I had a great time fucking during this scene!

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Sexy Candid iPhone pic

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Melissa (the best makeup artist) and I

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Director of Forbidden, Joshua & I

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Briana Blair

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Candid iPhone pic while they were setting up for my scene with Ash Hollywood

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Ash Hollywood & myself before we fucked!

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Candid pic while I was bored waiting on set

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Another bored candid

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Love this outfit!

Make sure you guys leave TONS of comments & let me know what you think…

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Finally, after many hours of flight delays I’m in SAN FRANCISCO. WOO WHOO!

I had a great 1st show last night @ the Crazy Horse. It was packed, the crowd was loud & interactive. I loved it! And thanks to everyone who came out & waited in my giant signing line to get all their goodies signed. I greatly appreciated your patience.

Well, I’ll be performing 2 shows TONIGHT & 2 shows SATURDAY night. & then that will wrap up my San Francisco appearance. So make sure you get your ass out to the Crazy Horse to see me while you still can.

Here’s all the info for my shows:

Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s Club

980 Market Street

San Francisco, CA 94102-4012

(415) 771-6259

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Hope to see you all there & having a great time!!

xox

After Columbus, OH I went to Los Angeles to shoot a movie for the Adam and Eve director, David Lord.   I was already in the doghouse with him because I had to cancel and reschedule this movie due to my intestinal infection after Fiji.  When I got to set I was excited to see everyone.  I knew that at some point throughout the day I was going to get to have sex with Nina Mercedez. I’m friends with her and hung out with her, but never seen her naked in person let alone had sex with her. So, this was exciting and nerve wracking all at once.

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The name of the movie was, “Student Assasins”.  I played a college student and I actually got to play the badass  in a movie, not just the friend or goody goody.  This was something new for me.  I’m more of a silly, comedic person (Something about Mary type of person) so, this was difficult for me.  I wanted to make sure I pulled it off well.  I have to admit though I am the clumsiest person in the world and David Lord knew that so he was really worried that I may kill someone for real.  So, I was very thankful to him and Eric Masterson for teaching me how to use a samurai sword, switch blade, beat someone with a baseball bat and stab someone with a dagger successfully without actually injuring any of my fellow friends and crew members.  I also had to learn how to load and shoot a gun.

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And after all of that I fucked Nina Mercedez in the shower.  Which was great by the way!!!

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(Nina & I right before we were naughty in the shower)

I had a ton of fun making this movie and I hope you check it out when it releases.

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Nina Mercedez & I shooting photos on the white backdrop

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Waiting behind the scenes to shoot my classroom scene

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Me & Nina trying to keep warm before our shower scene in the cold loft.

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Trying to be a good girl making sure I know my lines so that David Lord doesn’t kick my ass!!

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Rehearsing untying Nina and saving her ass.  But to be honest, I really wanted to keep her tied up! Naughty Naughty Teagan!!! Bad girl…(slap on the hand)

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One of my many victims of the day! I think I offed him with the dagger that looks like it belongs in the “Prince of Persia” movie.

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Me in my badass attire.  Very white trash-esque. Love it!!!

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One of the wonderful pictures from the movie. Photo by: Joshua. (Gosh, he really knows how to get my good side…haha)

Hope you guys enjoyed the photos!!!

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So excited to say that Skinworxxx is releasing INARI VACHS comeback movie!!

I got to work with the legendary Inari Vachs earlier this year for her FIRST comeback movie.  I felt very honored that I was the first girl to fuck her on film since returning to the business after her hiatus. With each scene throughout the movie Inari’s scenes get more hardcore. (ie: blowjob, girl/girl, boy/girl, dp) I think you kinda get the pattern emerging here.  Well, it’s finally released & make sure you guys check it out!

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You can buy your movie directly here:

http://www.adameve.com/adult-dvds/all-sex/sp-harder-dvd-79673.aspx

xox

I found some once again I use the term, “LOST” photos.  Cause some pictures I remember and some I don’t.  So…Enjoy!!

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More natural makeup? Do you like?

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Posing infront of the fountain after my Party @ Haze Nightclub in Aria Hotel & Casino

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2 bottles of jager later, taking sexy sexy pics on the bench infront of Aria waiting for my cab.

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Being silly resting my poor tootsies cause they were hurting so bad from wearing 5 inch heels for 3 days straight, day & night!!!!

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Alexis Texas, Monique Alexander and I @ Tryst

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Limo picture on the way to the 2011 AVN Awards Show

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Adrennalynn & I keeping each other busy @ the booth by molesting each other.

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How do you like the leopard shoes? Aren’t they awesome! I got them from a fan.  Thanks JoJo!!!

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First of all, I wanted to thank all of the fans who came out to Columbus Gold to see me & Adrennalynn dance.  I had a great time and appreciate it.

While we were in Columbus, OH we also did a store signing at the Adam and Eve store near the club.  I love doing signings there.  I always have a TON TON TON of FUN!  But that’s also partly due to the great owner, Tom. He’s hilarious and he always comes out to the club to hang out and have some drinks.  He makes me laugh so much that I can’t help but always have fun on this gig.  Not to mention everyone at Columbus Gold is really awesome as well.  We also went to the Easyriders convention.  I’ve gone to this convention before but in Charlotte, NC.  So, it was really cool to go to it a second time but in a different city.   I love Elvis Presley and his music and I saw this fantastic Elvis bike that I fell in love with.

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Adrennalynn & Me @ the Easyriders Convention

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Elvis Presley Bike from Easyriders Convention

I had been doing pretty well on my diet before Columbus, OH hit me. Every night after we had gotten off stage, had a few drinks, we were starving. So, I made bad decisions and ate at Steak n Shake. So, in some of the lost photos that’s where we are.

So please excuse the silliness but we like to have fun: hahaha

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Girls in picture from Left to Right: Brooke, October, Me,  & Adrennalynn

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So, this last picture needs a caption and some explaining:

My friend Brooke (pictured above) who I love very, very much and love to be silly with were in Steak n Shake and I was (for some weird reason) massaging my boobs.  I had realized that I still had my nipple pasties on from the club on my boobs. (It’s the law to wear nipple pasties on stage and we all know I wouldn’t hold up in jail very well)  I took them off and for some odd reason decided to stick them on Brooke’s tits, but outside of her shirt. So, we were taking pictures, posing with the pasties cause Brooke is awesome like that.

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