We were all signing at the Exxxotica in Chicago and we were hosting this party on a yacht. We got to go on a beautiful boat ride around the city. Being stuck on a boat with Lisa Ann is awesome. Love her!!!!
This is a @Fleshlight pic that I took in the office while I was dancing at the phenomenal Penthouse Club in Tampa. Love that club and my Maria!!
Joanna Angel and Jessie Lee were in town because Joanna was dancing at the club in Vegas named, “Girls Girls Girls”. I went to go see her dance and I loved it. I tried to throw money a few times and I finally got it down how I like to throw it. (That’s a really crazy thing to be excited about, but hey it’s the little things in life that bring out the happy dance!)
Ganesha, Sheridan Love, Tay Stevens
Yes, I did just type the old school sad face! I’m a dork.
This is totally not my thing, I was having an anxiety attack all day before this. Fleshlight had wanted their girls to participate in a wrestling thing. This is totally perfect for Stoya (who loves this stuff and is super flexible & strong), Tanya Tate (Love her, she’s so HOT with her accent and she’s just awesome & Brooklyn Lee (which I had to wrestle) Let’s just say that when I finally did go into the little two mini pools wrestling ring filled with pillows and mini Fleshlights, I gave it a good try and actually tried to win. Mr. Pete was referring & I only last 3-5 minutes if that. I’m very weak in arm strength. So, I tried as best as I could. But Brooklyn got me done into this position and I tried pushing her off of me, and I was legitimately down for the count and lost! So, I ended up calling the fight myself. Then I jumped out of there as fast I could. Then they pushed me back in again and I ended up looking like I pinned Stoya, but alas I could never do that! But, It does look like a cute pic!
What’s actually really sad about this whole wrestling situation is… I was rigged to win the fight and I still LOST! How does that happen??? Oh ya I forgot, only to me!
Alexis Texas was on her way to come meet me for my birthday dinner, but she got stuck in traffic. But we did have Mr. Pete there and he was hysterical. A great comedic addition to the dinner. And had an awesome time. But then later in the night, I got to hang out with Alexis and had such a phenomenal time that I’m glad she wasn’t at the dinner, because it was such an amazing time, it didn’t even matter. I was just grateful that Alexis and all of my friends and family came out for my birthday all at once. That usually never really happens and really was really appreciated. I did miss Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage though. They weren’t able to make it, but I’ll see them really soon.
Alexis Texas taught me how to play Roulette and I’m sure by the end of the night she regretted it. I was winning and I would make her rub her giant booty and do the booty shake against mine. I was convinced that her and her magical booty were my good luck charms! Everytime I’d did win was when she was there to do it. When she walked away to go to the restroom or get a drink I would start losing until the moment she came back and started bouncing that glorious booty. I’m sure the other people in the casino didn’t mind the view either. But they were starting to give us weird looks after awhile. But hey don’t mess with a lucky, good thing!