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So, to suffice for now until I write a blog about everything that’s been going on, I figured I at least could post the pics. Enjoy…
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Jynx Maze, Myself, Lisa Ann & Brandy Talore Hosting In Chicago

We were all signing at the Exxxotica in Chicago and we were hosting this party on a yacht. We got to go on a beautiful boat ride around the city. Being stuck on a boat with Lisa Ann is awesome. Love her!!!!

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The view (It was the best I could do in the dark

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At the Penthouse Club in Tampa.

This is a @Fleshlight pic that I took in the office while I was dancing at the phenomenal Penthouse Club in Tampa. Love that club and my Maria!!

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On the 4th of July...Getting ready for the Party!!

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Tried to get a pic of Matt, but alas the glass got in the way. (Coincident, I think not)

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Love this outfit I put together, so I thought I'd share!

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My awesome shoes that I accidentally ruined in one night of dancing. I loved those too! (I need new ones, can't live without them)

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Hanging out in Vegas with Joanna Angel & Jessie Lee

Joanna Angel and Jessie Lee were in town because Joanna was dancing at the club in Vegas named, “Girls Girls Girls”. I went to go see her dance and I loved it. I tried to throw money a few times and I finally got it down how I like to throw it. (That’s a really crazy thing to be excited about, but hey it’s the little things in life that bring out the happy dance!)

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I'm sorry Peter, but I had to take a picture of you napping in the cabana in those shorts with your new sandals!

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At the Encore Beach Club w/ Joanna Angel & Jessie Lee

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Me & Joanna Angel just showing off our butts!

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Showing off my awesome bathing suit that I got from a cool ass chick named Nici. (Thank you again babe)

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Trying to take silly photos in the mirror, but I was too short. So, I had to stand on an ottoman. (How sad! haha)

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Trying to take a pic of my ass despite my lack of height (And Peter sleeping again! haha)

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Me & Jessie Lee people watching on our balcony at Encore Beach Club

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Hoping my clumsy self doesn't catch on fire with all the crazy wind in Vegas

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My awesome James Bond bathing suit I got from an awesome fan! So, what do you think?

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My friends & I on the 4th of July before the fireworks start

Ganesha, Sheridan Love, Tay Stevens

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Yes, I succumbed to peer pressure and dyed my hair back blonde : (

Yes, I did just type the old school sad face! I’m a dork.

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Up early for my Pilates Class. I hate getting up, but once I'm there I'm so happy!

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About to take a shower & Get ready. (Love my Pilates for doing this!)

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On the plane heading to Chicago for Exxxotica!

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Andy San Dimas & I backstage before our panel stage show at Exxxotica in Chicago

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My one & only wrestling appearance at Exxxotica in Chicago.

This is totally not my thing, I was having an anxiety attack all day before this. Fleshlight had wanted their girls to participate in a wrestling thing. This is totally perfect for Stoya (who loves this stuff and is super flexible & strong), Tanya Tate (Love her, she’s so HOT with her accent and she’s just awesome & Brooklyn Lee (which I had to wrestle) Let’s just say that when I finally did go into the little two mini pools wrestling ring filled with pillows and mini Fleshlights, I gave it a good try and actually tried to win. Mr. Pete was referring &  I only last 3-5 minutes if that. I’m very weak in arm strength. So, I tried as best as I could. But Brooklyn got me done into this position and I tried pushing her off of me, and I was legitimately down for the count and lost! So, I ended up calling the fight myself. Then I jumped out of there as fast I could.  Then they pushed me back in again and I ended up looking like I pinned Stoya, but alas I could never do that! But, It does look like a cute pic!

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Sitting on top of Stoya, just hanging out! You know what you always do to your friends with you hang out.

What’s actually really sad about this whole wrestling situation is… I was rigged to win the fight and I still LOST! How does that happen??? Oh ya I forgot, only to me!

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On Sunday of the Exxxotica Convention in Chicago, I was selling my Fleshlights at the merchant's booth and I got photo bombed! Damn it!

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My strap broke on my top. So, I had to McGyver the hell out of it!

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At the airport in Chicago heading home from the Exxxotica Convention

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With Alexis Texas & Mirio in Bridgeport, CT when we were dancing

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At my Fantastic Surprise Birthday Dinner with family & Great Friends! I was truly shocked and didn't even know!

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Ganesha & I at my birthday dinner! I love her!!

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Aude, Ganesha, Myself, Sheridan Love & Tay Stevens = My awesome girlfriends!

Alexis Texas was on her way to come meet me for my birthday dinner, but she got stuck in traffic. But we did have Mr. Pete there and he was hysterical. A great comedic addition to the dinner. And had an awesome time. But then later in the night, I got to hang out with Alexis and had such a phenomenal time that I’m glad she wasn’t at the dinner, because it was such an amazing time, it didn’t even matter. I was just grateful that Alexis and all of my friends and family came out for my birthday all at once. That usually never really happens and really was really appreciated.  I did miss Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage though. They weren’t able to make it, but I’ll see them really soon.

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My fun & sexy friend, Aude! Love hanging out with this woman!

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With Sheridan Love at dinner for my birthday

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Joshua & I ...He planned a fantastic birthday for me! Very grateful!

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Alexis Texas got me addicted to Roulette that night! Stand back and watch me bend over the table!

Alexis Texas taught me how to play Roulette and I’m sure by the end of the night she regretted it.  I was winning and I would make her rub her giant booty and do the booty shake against mine.  I was convinced that her and her magical booty were my good luck charms! Everytime I’d did win was when she was there to do it.  When she walked away to go to the restroom or get a drink I would start losing until the moment she came back and started bouncing that glorious booty.  I’m sure the other people in the casino didn’t mind the view either. But they were starting to give us weird looks after awhile. But hey don’t mess with a lucky, good thing!

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Joshua and Lisa Ann before the wrestling match. Joshua was a commentator for the match and lucky ducky Lisa Ann didn't have to wrestle. She had the ginga ninja, Brooklyn Lee do it for her. Boo! But I know if I was wrestling Lisa Ann I know I'd still lose. That woman's body is insane!

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At the hotel in Bridgeport after dancing all weekend at Mystique. Freshly showered, and listening to Blues Music watching the sun come up before I finally go to bed!

xox

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